Ordinary Day: Archive

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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MLIA

“Today, I was watching the movie Juno. In one of the scenes, she was in school and the bell rang. I got up and was halfway across the room before I realized I wasn’t at school. MLIA”

Dec 29th

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MLIA

“The other day, I had my wisdom teeth out, and I was on some pretty good drugs. I called my professor to tell him that I wasn’t going to be in class, and I thought I left him a normal message. Today I came back, and he played it for the entire class. Apparently I’m secretly deathly afraid of buses, feeling rather like a blue monkey, and was also looking forward to going to the...

Dec 28th

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MLIA

“Today, I did #41 on the 101 ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart: “Set up a “Valet Parking” sign in front of the store.” I made 30 dollars in tips and don’t regret a thing. MLIA”

Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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Dec 25th

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MLIA

“Today, I flew home. I got bored about halfway through the flight so I took out some modeling clay and began to play with it. I made a mini replica of the head of the man sitting next to me, waited until I saw he was watching, then smooshed it. The look on his face was totally worth the hour I spent working on it. MLIA”

Dec 25th